What’s a lemon’s favorite dance?

The twist!

What’s a lemon’s favorite sport?

Squash.

What's a lemon's favorite movie?

Pulp Fiction.

What did they almost call the TV Show 'You' in France?

Le mon.

Why did the lemons have a hard time at school?

They just couldn't concentrate.

Why do lemons make poor negotiators or diplomats?

They cannot sugarcoat.